[♪ unreleased song begins playing ♪ There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher He made good desire [♪ unreleased song continues playing ♪ There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher He made good desire Rah, rah, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Rah, rah, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on [♪ unreleased song continues playing ♪ He ruled the Russian land and never mind the tsar He danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the main to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler-dealer Though she heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Rah, rah, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Rah, rah, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous man Became louder and louder [♪ unreleased song continues playing ♪ His men just gotta go, declared his enemies But the lady's back, don't you try to do him miss And all this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some man of high standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit, as they kept demanding And he really came Rah, rah, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Rah, rah, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, I'll be fine Rah, rah, Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Rah, rah, Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him till he was dead Oh, those Russians