I take a couple of breaths, I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain, once or twice but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills Cool, calm, just like my mom With a couple of Valium inside her palm It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves I can't describe the vibe I get When I drive by six people and five I hit Aw shit, I start in a marsh pit Watch the bitches stomp the foster kids These shrooms make me hallucinate And I sweat till I start losing weight Till I see dumb shit start happening Rum and that vanilla ice tryna rap again So bounce, bounce, come on, bounce I said come on, bounce Everybody in the house for the half an ounce Not weed, I make coke to mass it down We don't want shit, better ask around B-12 bros, the bomb is dashing down Bizarre, your mom is passing out Get her ass on the couch before she cratches out Fuck that, someone help the nines He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn Hey Vi, you see me stepping on these leprechauns? It gotta be acid cause the X is gone Yeah, I took a month off with some Parmesan And I think my arm is gone Y'all probably numb, dumb, dumb, and full of cum And I think he about to swallow his tongue Scary ass, it was a false alarm You think about to die when I just got on? Stop acting stupid You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit Yeah, I think I did too much This substance equals cuffs Red pills, blue pills, and green Big pills, masculine I take a couple offers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 30 dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Pop pills, pills I pop Pop two pills on the steps I walk Snort two lines that were filled with chalk Thought I was incredible, I killed the hawk I wanna roll away like a roller blade Until my eyes roll back, am I still for days? And when I'm old and gray, look for dope to smoke No old dicko, I'm packing my nose for coke Am I supposed to choke? Had an accident when the chosen broke Aw, poor baby, born by a whore lady Now I gotta strangle her You're crazy I pop four weeds at one time And I don't need water when I'm swallowing mine There's bizarre smoke craftsman Can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks Why the hell you niggas think I rap? We do it just to get your company hijacked And if you like smack, then I might too I just wanna get high like you When I don't give a damn if they white or blue Speed, shrooms, diamond valiums Even smoke weed out of vacuums I just cop some and I'm going back soon I take a couple offers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I'm at a rave looking like a slave, high off chronic Genitalic, demonic Body smell like vomit Pussy poppin', acid droppin' Dope head, he die And when masculine pencil legs wanna try Blue pills, golden seals Got bizarre acting ill Drunk skill Bitch, I'm for real Shut your mouth, you dirty slut You know you want it in your butt I'll put it in your cut That bizarre nut I take a couple offers I down a couple downers But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills I've been to Mushroom Mountain Once or twice, but who's counting? But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills 30 dozen, 80 of us Shady brothers, ladies lovers That's why our baby mothers love us But they hate each other They probably wanna take each other out And date each other Shady brothers Shady brothers