♪ He's alright, he's online ♪♪ Every morning when he checks his screen ♪♪ There's loads of messages ♪♪ That's in case we have failed to see now ♪♪ Just how hot he is ♪♪ He's alright, he's online ♪♪ That simplifies not leaving to his own device ♪♪ His help is when he's eye to eye ♪♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪♪ Where is the man you want? ♪♪ Where do I press for help now? ♪♪ Here he comes with his mobile phone ♪♪ You can tell he's in demand ♪♪ Somehow he looks less alone ♪♪ With his gadget in his hand ♪♪ He's alright, he's online ♪♪ That simplifies not leaving to his own device ♪♪ His help is when he's eye to eye ♪♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪♪ Where is the man you want? ♪♪ Where do I press for help now? ♪♪ Eye to eye with his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪♪ Where is the man you want? ♪♪ Where do I press for help when I'm eye to eye? ♪♪ With his neighbors, he's just so shy ♪♪ Face to face with any member of the human race ♪