You claim if you get knocked by the cops, we'll give them not even a statement Walk in the arraignment, shoot the bailiff, karate kick the plaintiff Got it with the stainless, I'll just call it shoddy entertainment If y'all was in the party getting faded, O'Malley had the audience sedated You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted, probably let it fall and hit the pavement But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it Bitch, stop being a lame, you're hobbyistin' robbery and dismemberin' body limbs Like you was Tommy Lynn cells and chainsawin' them in the basement Hardly fits your job description, ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club Like, oh my god, he's trippin', only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment, ain't it? Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it I need to stop being debated You're still copyin' Xeroxing, I'm still copping a bill Like Bill Cosby at will, popping a pill, then spill Oxy's and Jill's coffee Then send her out to the hotel lobby, a little woppy and still groggy This blonde ***'s reprehensible misconduct's never sensible Kiss my butt, my set of principles is gone, but till I get the president to respond My pen and pencil is a missile launcher And Senator Mitch McConnell's is bigger for bitches Donald, ***'s on, bruh Let me sing the *** soprano while I do it pizzicato Hip-bomb, got stiff arm, huh? While I'm hittin' on neckline, yeah And this song's for all of you Everybody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms Drag my name through the mud, through the dirt, but I'ma make you eat your worms You try to hold me down, but you better let me up Cause you're only gonna make things worse Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up till Everybody eats my turds These drugs and hard snares bring out the worst in me Like Justin Raw's hairs at a nursery Goin' ham and candy, yam on nanny cam I'm gettin' handies with the sanny zannies and the caddy armrest I'm a mazding object, so I'm batting cowbugs from a daddy long leg And Hamtramck got the panoramic camera's annex A banana hammock and a Santa hat I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent Twice her age and I'm actin' half it Grow up, nah, not that I know of, y'all Basement just got a frickin' overhaul Got a stripper pole installed Started rollin' all through those Kalana pins like a bowling ball Like an overdose on twice the ratio of propofol And go through no withdrawal while I get fellatio And give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolan, y'all You're so appalled, so's my manager, bitch, I amateur *** a pro career, coast is clear, but nowhere to go from here And nobody's close, I don't compare There ain't no one there, I'm way over here My competition can't see me Cause I don't own a mirror But Marshall, you are terrific So smart and gifted I'm so narcissistic When I fart, I sniff it, do a fake dab To smell my armpits with it Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs But I made strides with these rape lines I'm goodin' back on women hate crimes Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes Bang, bang, bang, bang time Dang knives are butcher than gay wives You're gonna need sutures the same size As the blade I push into a butcher when I Pull him like slave rides Gotta stab a bitch at least eight times To make it on gate line I came to stake my claim like a canine Waitin' in a buffet line So Kellyanne Conway, I'm a really bad hombre Come play, belly dance on me I been makin' wedding plans all day Cause nobody likes me, everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms Drag my name through the mud, through the dirt But I'ma make you eat your words You try to hold me down, but you better let me up Cause you're only gonna make things worse Cause I swear when I get up, I'm never gonna let up Till everybody eats my turds Eight-year-old with the wordplay Girl, take this poll like a survey Today wasn't my birthday But I'm caked up like a dessert tray So we're in shape, cause you're in a slurrin' state I'ma tend to urinate Like what I do before, after a urine raid You wanna get into a pissin' contest And find out who's better And me made a fool outta what I pulled out him R. Kelly with a full bladder Non-high school grad, I'm not a scholar But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' dollars My degree's the same as I got in college Zero But nobody's hotter, you owe me my respect I owe you not, I like a lowly partner Blow me, told you I'm so dirty Homie, you can throw me in some holy water With some floaties on it, get the soap And try to get the Pope to hold me While you hoes be off it Nope, I won't be washed You hope to God I don't explode I gotta blow this spot up though I got a lot of mo' I won't put the sugar coating on it though Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy Is expired, raps Got you drained, dead tired, tapped You feel like a wet pile of *** But look man, like a fence bug in my phone I get why you're tapped But you gotta get your fire back Catch fire, get upset, and fire back It's what I tell myself When times get bad Cause sometimes I might get sad But I take the same advice I had And tell myself like I used to tell Hayley When life's a drag Told her to do like her dad Don't cry, get mad Cause little baby powders Belong in diaper bags I'm hype, but by the time you see the side of me I'm right in your ass Foot up, and I stood up for the kid Who had to put up with the bullies at his school You ain't have to have no money Or go shoving just to cop a ***in' attitude Now my dough's a mountain to a mountain It's rise too high to count it Never asked to be rich All I did was wish I had a dime For every time that I was doubted But then I think about it and I'm enraged Cause I just figured out that if I was paid For the time I spent to put the pen to the page It'd be minimum wage But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter What I wanted was to be the one that they would scatter But I'm never gonna get the credit For the sweat and blood I put up in the pen And when I'm dead I wonder Will they put me on a pedestal Or forget I was never this incredible I guess I better go harder than ever Cause I'll never get another mother***in' opportunity Again to offend as many people with this I can Simply because I can Cause nobody likes me Everybody hates me They want me to go eat some worms Drag my name through the mud Through the dirt But I'ma make you eat your worms You try to hold me down But you better let me up Cause you're only gonna make things worse Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up till Everybody eats my turds