Yeah, baby Going nowhere, so don't try me My music sticks in fans' veins like an ivy Flows poison like ivy, oh, they cry me Already offers on my sixth album for labels trying to sign me Respect it highly, hi, Mr. O'Reilly Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey Drove through the window, the industry supersized me Now the girls see me in the river's what they cry me I'm on the rise, so many people despise me Got party ammunition for those trying to surprise me It's a celebration and everyone should invite me Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes Explore it like Dora, these swipers can't swipe me My whole aura's so mean in my white tee Nobody like skinned and reppin' harness in iced tea You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me Don't slip up or get cut Why not, man? I'm coming for that number one spot Rappers swearing at your club But I'm coming for that number one spot Scheme, scheme, plot, plot I'm coming for that number one spot Keep it going, it won't stop I'm coming for that number one spot Yes, indeed, ludicrous, I'm hotter than Nevada Ready to break the steering column on your Impala If I get caught, bail out, po-po, I tell them holla In court, I never show up like Austin Powers' faja Father, father, and hey, I love gold Fuckin' buy anything I want from the records I've sold Jacuzzi hot, Cristal is so cold Neighbors catch contacts from the ... that I've rolled A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake Drop albums nonstop once a year for my fans' sake I'll crush mics until my hand breaks Then shag now and shag later till these women can't stand straight The ludomyster got them feeling so randy I'm double XL so I call her my eye candy Brush my shoulder and I pop my collar Cause I'm worth a million gazillion for a fillion dollars Don't slip up or get got I'm coming for that number one spot Rappers swearing at your club But I'm coming for that number one spot Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what? I'm coming for that number one spot Keep it going, it won't stop I'm coming for that number one spot Causing lyrical disasters, it's the master Make music for mini-me's, models, and fats These women trying to get me out my pellet palace They strip off my clothes and tell me get in my belly Stay on the track, hit the ground running like Flo-Jo Sit back in time and I never lost my mojo Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world Don't slip up or get got I'm coming for that number one spot Rappers swearing at your club But I'm coming for that number one spot Scheme, scheme, plot, plot, say what? I'm coming for that number one spot Keep it going, it won't stop I'm coming for that number one spot One thing, one thing One thing, one thing