I judge by what she's wearing, just how many heads I'm tearing off Asshole's coming on to her Each night seems like it's getting worse And I wish she'd take the night off So I don't have to bite off every asshole coming on to her It happens every night she works They'll go and ask the DJ To find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work? They think they'll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody's getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand or my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping There goes the next contestant I even fear the ladies They're cool but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming on to her Don't they know it's never gonna work? Each time she bats an eyelash Somebody's grabbing her As everyone keeps coming on to her This time somebody's getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand or my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping There goes the next contestant I'm hating what she's wearing Everybody here keeps staring Can't wait till they get what they deserve This time somebody's getting hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand or my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again I'll watch you leave here limping And I wish you'd do it again Each time seems like it's getting worse And I wish you'd do it again This time somebody's getting hurt There goes the next contestant