In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I knew Have you seen my wife, Mr Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr Jones I keep straining my ears to hear a sound Maybe someone is digging underground Or have they given up and all gone home to bed Thinking those who once existed must be dead Have you seen my wife, Mr Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr Jones In the event of something happening to me There is something I would like you all to see It's just a photograph of someone that I know Have you seen my wife, Mr Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside? Don't go talking too loud, you'll cause a landslide, Mr Jones