Yo, listen up!
Hap a hello from Ron.
"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song.
Here's a story, in all it's glory, ain't hidin' nothin',
don't know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus.
Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr,
'cause my dad's allergic to every kind of fur.
So I searched for hairless pets on the internet,
saw a JPEG of a pink thing, gonna need sunscreen!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Aha!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

I heard Smarty Mart was having a sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
Seemed to me this could be a solution,
the perfect pet for my dad's sensetive constitution.
So the manager came to open the cage. He said:
"You know that pet's hairless."
I said: "I couldn't care less."
Handed him to me and said:
"Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"
"No I keep him in my pocket!"

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Hey hey!

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!
I'm gonna buy me, some bling-blings!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Oh can I get a Booyah?
Booyah!

Oh can I get a Booyah?
Booyah!

Look at the camera say "Cheese"!
Smile for the camera say "Cheese"!

We go to Bueno Nacho, Chimorito, and a Naco,
Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'!

Rufus in my pocket.
Can't stop it.
Can't top it.
Don't drop it!
You might just pop it.

Rufus and Ron Stoppable,
with our best friend Kim Possible.
We're not afraid of any attack.
I say "Yo KP, we've got ya back!"

What is that?
That freaky thing?
Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!
Listen to Naked Mole Rap!

Uh, uh!

What is that?
Super freaky thing!
Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!
Wooh! Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap.