I like the jeopardy, but ain't no good what I'm gonna be I ain't been home since last night, and now my wife is coming after me In this district, you're gonna find no one to get along Can't be a bodyguard, a burglar to a whisperer, or a machine gun Gonna buy a tank and a railway, but she gets in love with me, won't give no time to explain And if I give her another one, I'm asking her to send her half insane Gonna buy a boxcar and all my leg boots, take a long, long drive I'll pay as I spend all my money, but I won't be alive All I did was have a bit too much to drink, and I picked the wrong key chain I picked up my load and ran away, got time to think Gonna buy a tank and a railway, but she gets in love with me, won't give no time to explain And if I give her another one, I'm asking her to send her half insane Gonna buy a boxcar and all my leg boots, take a long, long drive I may end up spending all my money, but I'll still be alive And I'm oh so tired of running, gonna lay down on the floor I gotta rest some time, so I can catch a gun some more Ah, keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming Keep coming