My Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey You make my whole life worthwhile So I start every day with a smile You fit like a glove, you make me proud of you That's why I love you, my Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Don't ever fret or despair Tiny Whitey You alone always make a great man Tiny Whitey It's high time I told you how I love to hold you Wash, fluff and fold you, my Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Cozy and comfy, so cottony and cuddly So snug when you hug me so tight Hiding under my outwear, only I know you're in there So razzily-dazzily wild We must have been meant to be Cause I've changed you and you've changed me When you're old and grey, I won't throw you away I'll spend laundry day with my Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey Tiny Whitey