Well, I hate a girl that's full of dough Hits the jug and uses a joe That's one of my six reasons Well, rolls her hose below her knees Flirts with those and flirts with these That's two of my six reasons And when she chews the garlic And eats Limburger cheese Well, I get a weakin' spot down around my knees Well, folks, I told you, missin' that My, my, these are three of my six reasons Well, folks, I told you, missin' that My, my, these are three of my six reasons Well, there's one more thing I deplore She spits tobacco on my floor That's four of my six reasons Well, she hits your face and smokes cigars Drinks with sailors in the barns One more of my six reasons Yes, and when she takes her clothes off For all the world to see A big tattoo of Uncle Sam staring up at me Now, folks, I told you everything Well, I guarantee that's all of my six That's all of my six reasons