You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
They wanna borrow the broom, they wanna borrow the mop
They wanna know the time, so they borrow the clock
They wanna borrow the lot and a piece of meat
They wanna borrow the sugar, make the coffee sweet
They wanna borrow two dollar until payday
They wanna borrow in a month, to rub the pain away
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
They wanna watch the fight, and try to pick a winner
They borrow my TV, come back and get my dinner
A nine-inch board and an electric fan
A vacuum cleaner and a garbage can
They borrow knives, forks, spoons and pans
They borrow plates, they borrow the counter off the wall to keep them up to date
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They knock on my door and say, how do you do, friend?
They wanna borrow a suit to bury Grandpa in
I stood up there and I shook my head
Believe you people would borrow from the dead
Borrowings alright, but it's a matter of fact
That people don't borrow from the dead
People like to borrow, but they won't pay it back
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
You know my next door neighbor, about to make me lose my mind
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
They come knock on my door, wanna borrow something all the time
I wanna borrow something all the time