Yeah! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Ok! Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Alright I'ma lay the bass first Here we go now! My mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am Cause I'm like her Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on Cause I'm my mom My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired of hearing about my mom Oh oh oh oh But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty And how I became hooked on Valium Valium was in everything, food that I ate The water that I drank, *** peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak So everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to being under a *** fever My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either What the *** you sticking gum up under the *** teeper Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether Either that or the mother***er's been puffing reefer But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either It was neither I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought Being a teacup, bitch you ain't my keeper I'm sleeping, what the *** you keep on *** with me for Slut you need to leave me the *** alone I ain't playing, go find you a white crayon And call her a *** zebra My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am Cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on Cause I'm my mom Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is pink dinner You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I? Now here's a plate full of painkillers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes You little mother***er, I'll make you sit there And make that retarded *** face without even tasting it You better lick the *** plate, you ain't wasting it Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there in one *** place Finnegan till next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it I'll use the same *** again, and when I make spinach dip It'll be placed in the *** You little *** wanna sit there and play innocent A rack fella hit me at Kmart and they witnessed it Jaws apart, your father, he ain't sent the *** So what if he did, it's none of your dang business, kid My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom I know I sure let bygones be bygones But she's the reason why I am high, what I'm high on Cause my mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on, cause I'm my mom My mom love Valium, now all I am is a party animal I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach But my bars only last about two minutes But I don't wanna swallow it without you in it I can't even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my Valium Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict Nah, *** that, I can't have it happen to me But that's actually what has ended up happening The tragedy of *** passing it up, catching me in it Probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? Pharmaceuticals to the bone, my beautiful She killed the *** dog with the medicine, she done fed it Feed it a *** aspirin and say that it has a headache Here, want a snack? You hungry, you *** brat? Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it, but I don't need it, well *** it, then break it up Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up I ain't arguing, I don't feel like arguing I'll do it, pop it, gobble it, and start bobbling Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip, then I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead My mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her Because my mom love Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on, cause I'm my mom My mom, I'm just like her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mama My mammy, ain't naked in mammy Sorry mom, I still love you though Dr. Dre 2010 Ay this *** is hella hard homie Yo take us on out of here
