I don't know, dude. I think everybody's all jealous and *** because I'm, like, the lead spinner of the band, dude. And I think everybody's got a *** problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with me after the show. Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band. But they're all on me like they want a whole hand. Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man. All because I'm the lead singer of my band. So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic. Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like, What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady. I'm the lead singer of D12, baby. They're all like, Oh my God, it's him! Becky, oh my *** God, it's him! I swear to *** God, dude, you *** rock. Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock. And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous. Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas. All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes. All their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage. So like every single night, they pick a fight with me. But when we fight, it's kind of like ceiling rivalry. Cause they're back on stage the next night with me. Dude, I just think they're trying to steal the light from me. Yesterday, Konova tried to pull a knife on me. Cause I told him Jessica Albert's my wife-to-be. This rockstar ***, it's the life of me. And all the other guys just despise me because these... These chicks don't even know the name of my band. But they're all on me like they want a whole hand. Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man. All because I'm the lead singer of my band. My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band. My band. Give me this money, huh? You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? Hey, dad, how come we don't rap our quotes? Smash these vocals and do a performance. But we in a van, and he in a tour bus. You don't want my autograph, you's a liar. And, uh, I'm sweatin'. What the hell is wrong with that dressing room? Cause I should've looked smaller than a decimal. See, I know how to rap. It's simple, but... All I did was read a Russell Simmons book. So I'm more intact. Tryin' to get on the map. Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back. Look at them little punk ass thinkin' he the ***. Yeah, I know, man. By himself, takin' all the flicks. Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Klu. No, I had an interview. Not you two. You gon' be late for sound check. Man, my mics are screwed up. And his always sound best. You know what, man? I'ma say something. I thought you was about to tell him off, man. Man, I'ma tell him what I feel like it, man. Shut up. You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be cool. Man, I was about to talk right after you. I swear. I swear, man. These chicks don't even know the name of my band. But they're all on me like they want a whole hand. Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man. All because I'm the lead singer of my band. They say the lead singers rock, but the group is not. Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks. I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot. I should cut his mic off when the music starts. Ready to snap with a dumb ass fan every time I hit it. Hey dude, I love your band! We in the band, bitch. We don't play instruments. So why you gettin' 90 and we only get 10%? And these guys actin' funny every area code. Proof can't have a band. Bitch, carry on. Can't make it to the States. Security in my way. And you heard about me, crack! God damn it, I'm sick of this crew. Time for me to go solo and make some loot. I told y'all I made the beats and wrote all the raps. To a con artist, slip me some crack. Lose Yourself video? I was in the back. Superman video? I was in the back. For the media, I got some suggestions. *** Marshall, ask us some questions like, Who is D12? How we get started? But what about Eminem? Bitch, are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the poverest guy in the group. Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute. So we do sit-ups to get buff. Did two and a half and couldn't get up. *** D12, I'm out of this band. I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne. Girl, what can you see? You're the only one for me. And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name. Yeah, *** that ***. These chicks don't even know the name of my band. But they all on me like they wanna hold hands. *** Marshall. Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man. Yeah. Oh, because I'm the new season. My band, my band. My band, my band. My band, my band. My band, my band. My band, my band. Yeah. The hottest boy band in the world. D12. My band, my band. My band, my band. D12. My band, my band. D12. My band, my band. D12. My band, my band. My band, my band. My band, my band. D12. My band, my band. My band, my band. My band, my band.