Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time When I dialed 611 repair service She said, hello, may I help you please? I told her something must be wrong with my phone Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time She let the phone ring 20 times before she answered Let me tell you what happened then A minute later I got the operator Saying please hang up and please should call again Baby Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Some strange man is on the telephone And keeps telling me my baby ain't home She ain't got no body line The situation's blowing my mind I just can't take this anymore Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my life When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Must be a bad connection I gave him my love and affection Oh, I just can't take this no more This situation's blowing my mind I can't get my baby off the line Blackjack dialing information Mr. Telephone Man I can't get no cooperation Mr. Telephone Man He's still on the phone Telling me my baby ain't at home Dial my baby's number I just can't take it anymore Come on, help me out Please, Mr. Telephone Man Come on, help me out Please, Mr. Telephone Man