Mr. Telephone Man Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time When I dialed 611 Repair Service She said, hello, may I help you please? I told her something must be wrong with my phone Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time She let the phone ring 20 times before she answered Let me tell you what happened then A minute later I got the operator Saying please hang up and please should call again Baby Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Some strange man is on the telephone Keeps telling me my baby ain't home She ain't got no phone in line The situation's blowing my mind I just can't take this anymore Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line When I dial my baby's number I get a click every time Mr. Telephone Man There's something wrong with my line I'm trying to dial her number I get a click every time Must be a bad connection I'm giving my love an affection Oh shit I just can't take this no more This situation's blowing my mind I can't get my baby on the line I try dialing information Mr. Telephone Man I can't get no cooperation Mr. Telephone Man She's still on the phone Telling me my baby ain't at home My baby's number I just can't take it anymore Help me out Please Mr. Telephone Man Help me out Please Mr. Telephone Man