Bài hát: Motherlover(Album Version) - The Lonely Island, Justin Timberlake

[Andy Samberg:] Oh dang.
[Justin Timberlake:] What is it dawg?
[Andy Samberg:] I forgot it's Mothers Day.
[Justin Timberlake:] Didn't get a gift for her.
[Andy Samberg:] Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
[Justin Timberlake:] Damn I forgot it too.
[Andy Samberg:] This could have been avoided.
[Both:] What the hell are we gonna do?
[Justin Timberlake:] My moms been so alone ever since my daddy left.
[Andy Samberg:] Cold.
[Justin Timberlake:] No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
[Andy Samberg:] I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.
[Justin Timberlake:] Word
[Andy Samberg:] My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
[Both:] Hold up!
[Andy Samberg:] You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
[Justin Timberlake:] I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.
[Both:] Slow up!
[Andy Samberg:] What time is it dawg?
[Justin Timberlake:] It's time for a switcharoo
[Both:] We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
Cause...

I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should *** each others mothers
[Both:] *** each others moms
Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that *** is crazy
[Both:] ***in' each others moms

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg:] I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
[Justin Timberlake:] I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
[Andy Samberg:] They will be so surprised
[Justin Timberlake:] We are so cool and thoughtful
[Andy Samberg:] Can't wait to pork your mom
[Justin Timberlake:] I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
[Both:] Show love!
[Justin Timberlake:] My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[Both:] Straight up!
[Andy Samberg:] Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
[Justin Timberlake:] This the perfect plan
[Andy Samberg:] For a perfect Mothers Day
[Justin Timberlake:] They have to rename this one
[Both:] All up under the covers day

Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should *** each others mothers
[Justin Timberlake:] *** each others moms
I'm pushin that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that *** is crazy
[Justin Timberlake:] ***in' each others moms

[Andy Samberg:] Break it down

[Andy Samberg:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Justin Timberlake:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Andy Samberg:] While your in my mother make me another brother.
And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
[Justin Timberlake:] OH!

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I'm a *** her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg:] Happy Mothers Day.