Oh dang..
What is it, dawg?
I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
Didn't get a gift for her.
Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

Damn I forgot it, too.
This could have been avoided.

What the hell are we gonna do?
My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

COLD
No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray

Word
My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
Hold up.
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

Slow up
What time is it, dawg?
It’s time for a switcharoo
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should * each others mothers
* each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
ain’t no doubt that * is crazy
* each others moms


‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses
They will be so surprised
We are so cool and thoughtful
Can’t wait to pork your mom
Imma be the syrup, she can be my waffle
Sho' Nuff
My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile
Straight up
Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style, yeahh
This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They'll have to rename this one
All up under the covers day
‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover

You’re a Mother Lover
We should * each others mothers
* each others moms

I’m pushing that way
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that * is crazy
*ing each others moms

Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
While you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
Damn
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
OH

‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma *** her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!