I put the decorations up myself, I'm getting them removed by the national health. The turkeys in the oven, the greens on the telly, we're eating brussels sprouts and our thoughts are getting smelly. Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! I just got the new annulus shoot, everyone drugging over trivia pursuit. Granny's getting drunk, everyone's fighting, the Christmas pudding's been hit by lightning. Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Next year there's no card, you can fuck off. The decorations are staying in the loft, fuck Mary Poppins and the Great Escape. I don't want to drink snowballs or eat Christmas cake! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas, you cunts! Merry Christmas! Thank you, Lord. I have to pray.