What the *** was I talking about? You said True Blue was about a guy, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like A Virgin was a metaphor for dick-dicks. Okay, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about. It's all about this Coos, who's a regular *** machine. Now I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. Dick-dick, dick-dick, dick-dick, dick-dick, dick. How many dicks is that? A lot. You know, one day, she meets this John Holmes mother***er, and it's like, whoa, baby. I mean, this cat is like Charles Bronson in The Great Escape. He's big in tunnels. All right, now, she's getting this serious dick action, and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. True, Toby, true. It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. You know, her pussy should be bubbling up by now. But when this cat ***s her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a *** machine what it was once like to be a virgin. Hence, like a virgin.