I was never popular, this I'll admit, *** school never liked me, Goo
All the kids would always beat me, until I'm half-dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that *** never bothered me, Mama and Mother
They had a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement
And that's where my free ti well, my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head
It clucked three times CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK
And then it was dead
I made a lot of things though, like a frog with a turkey neck
Gobblegobblegobble, it was the *** (yeah)
But I'm still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made a zombie
I could've made a girlie friend
But *** that, I got my girlie right here yeah You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity I used so many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of mother ***ers , like what, eighty?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, Even if you got a finger to lend, come on
I hear the other children playing outside
'Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your ***ing hides!'
?Stressful?, this part is wack
Some how I gots to attach this nut sack
***! ***! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter I'm like ?Quasar and Ziphalo?
Or better yet look out the ***ing window
I see a storms coming, almost time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
Okay it's time, hit the switch, turn it up a hert
***! ***! Didn't work You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity It wasn't always easy (Hell no!) let me tell ya
But *** that, cause I ain't no failure
I put the *** with the ?things? and this with that
Wait a minute (brrrt) did you hear that?
It's alive! I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that ?rocky rye? pour it in a cup
It will do exactly hold up, pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man, *** that
Get him fat, get him ready, it's almost time
Paint his ugly face up just like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this ***
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call
Shaggy? (What up, y'all!) You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity You can call me Mad Professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me Mad Professor
We will rule eternity