Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward, straight past, I don't cut corners, I make a point to be on time Head out the student council, I don't black out at parties I jam to Paul McCartney, if you ask me how I'm doing, I'll say, well, hmmm I was adopted when I was two, my parents spoiled me rotten, often I ask myself, what did I do, to get as far as I've gotten? A pretty girl walks by my locker, my heart gives a flutter but I don't dare utter a word cause that would be absurd behavior for Little Miss Perfect Na na na na na na na na no, I can't risk falling off my throne La la la la la la la love is something I don't even know Straight hair, straight A's, straight forward, straight girl, Little Miss Perfect, that's me One night, my friends stayed over, we laughed and drank and ordered something about her, drew me in, why, it's totally platonic That night was so exciting, her smirks were so enticing, hours speed by like seconds, then, what happens is iconic She takes a sip, I bite my lip, she tells a joke, I nearly choke, she braids my hair I sit there blacking out for the first time, next thing I know, I lose control I finally kiss her, but oh no, I see a face in my window, then my brain starts to go Na na na na na na na na no, you can't risk falling off your throne La la la la la la la love is something you don't even know Na na na na na na na na, you can't risk falling off your throne La la la la la la love You don't even know, rewind, induce amnesia, deny the truth, it's easier You're just confused, believe her, when she says there's nothing there It's never worth it, when you're little, it's perfect