Things have come to a pretty pass. Our romance is growing flat. For you like this and the other, while I go for this and that. Goodness knows what the end will be. Oh, I don't know where I'm at. It looks as if we two will never be one. Something must be done. You say either, I say either. You say neither, and I say neither. Either, either, neither, neither. Let's call the whole thing off. Yes, you like potato and I like potato. You like tomato and I like tomato. Potato, potato, tomato, tomato. Let's call the whole thing off. But oh, if we call the whole thing off, then we must part. And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart. So, if you like pajamas, I like pajamas. I'll wear pajamas, give up pajamas. For we know we need each other, so we better call, call it off, off. Oh, let's call the whole thing off. You say laughter and I say laughter. You say after and I say after. Laughter, laughter, after, after. Let's call the whole thing off. You like vanilla and I like vanilla. You sarsaparilla and I sarsaparilla. Vanilla, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry. Let's call the whole thing off. But oh, if we call the whole thing off, then we must part. And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart. So, if you vote for oysters and I vote for oysters, I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters. For we know we need each other, so we better call the calling off, off. Let's call the whole thing off. Yes, you say either and you say either. You say neither and you say neither. Neither, either, neither, neither. Let's call the whole thing off. You like potato and you like potato. You like tomato and you like tomato. Potato, potato, tomato. Let's call the whole thing off. But oh, if we call the whole thing off, then we must part. And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart. So, if you like pajamas, I like pajamas. You got pajamas. For we know we need each other, so we better call the calling off, off. Let's call the whole thing off. Let's call the whole thing off. Let's call the whole thing off.