I'm so confused This Latin music's got me So, so bemused The accent's worse than Cockney I'm not amused, it's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the holla-balloon? Frazzled and floored This Latin music's mayhem I won't endure There's too much syncopation Where's the two and four? It's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the holla-balloon? And all these vida miras Que pasa mi querida I thought I knew you What happened to you? I'm so confused This Latin music's for the Deserts and roofs I'm sure it makes senoras Body and loose It's killin' me Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the holla-balloon? Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the holla-balloon? Uh-oh, it's Carmel and Miranda The coconuts got a brand new cha-cha Oh no, the rumba and the samba Whatever happened to the holla-balloon? Carmel and Miranda