[Verse 1: Eric Cartman]
Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

[Verse 2: Eric Cartman]
On Monday, she's a bitch
On Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday though Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-аtch!

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir & Both]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(La-la-la-la-la-la-la)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

[Refrain: Eric Cartman, Choir & Both]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch! (Woah!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch! (Bitch!)

[Break: Eric Cartman]
Talk to kids around the world
And it might go a little bit something like this:

[Bridge]
凱子的媽媽是個潑婦, 她是基佬秘術大師
我只想説, 摸了被她變潑婦
La mère de Kyle est une pute
C'est pour ça qu’on *** la plus grande pute du monde entier
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was
Mama yake Kyle ni mbwa mkubwa
Mbwa mkubwa kuliko wote duniani hii

[Chorus: Eric Cartman, Choir & Both]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
(La-la-la-la-la-la)
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch (Oh)

[Refrain: Eric Cartman]
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

[Outro: Eric Cartman]
I really mean it
Kyle's mom, she's a big, fat, fuckin' bitch
Big ol' fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's mom
Yeah, cha