SNS de aite wo kensaku
Yoshū wa tsune ni nukarinaku
Tomodachi choisu wa chūcho naku
Kyara kōmuri wa zettai NG

Yureru akuse sukeru rēsu
Sakotsu no toku deta shiroi fuku
Semeru yorunara mitsu no kubi dase
Kubi ni tekubi ni ashi no kubi

Taitsu no denīru sanjū desu
Aitsu do denīru rokujū desu
Denīru zero nara nama ashi yo - nama ashi yo
Tsukuri egao no jōshūhan

Uwame dzukai wa chū ni de masutā
Wakishime kanpai
Gurasu wa itsumo uchimawari
Hidari hachi do wa mahō no angeru

Kawaisa itsumo no ni warimashi
Menyū sashidasu
Nankotsu aosuji chira misete
Aete aketoku ichi mētā

Kara no mahha zūmu in
Riakushon sanbai de
Dekiru onna no “sa – shi – su – se – so”
Sa – Sasuga!

Shi – Shiranagatta!
Su – Sugoi!
Se – Sensu ii desu ne!
So – Sō nan da!

“Kono ko ha sugoku majime na no retteru”
Hatte raibaru ashidome
Shōshoku na ko ni mirareru yō
Jizen ni takusan tabete oku

Sokuseki papa tto tsukutta jinkō tennen kyarakutā
Ano te kono te de kasanete itsudatte
Senryakuteki gējutsuteki sore ga muteki no tekunikku
Ano teku kono teku kasanete kasaneteku

Shitataka azayaka onna no yutaka ga na tekunikku
Kuji wo mawareba yoi mawaru
Ironna hādoru sagari dasu
Enjin zenkai enryo naku

Koko kara honban sekigahara
Meate no kare ni osake watasu
Chakkari tonari no seki getto
Imēji chenji de kami wo kakiage

Unaji de fuiuchi nōsatsu shotto
Unagashitai nara “Donna aji?”
Kakan ni iku nara “Oishii yo!”
Kansetsu kissu wa sarige naku

Sutoratejī!
Oironaoshi wa sakusen taimu
Awai chīku de hora yoi mēku
Chairo no aishyadō de kaku tanima wa

Maru de uchideru torikku āto
Azutoi tatchi wa kabu ga bōraku
Dekiru onna wa ashi tatchi
Horigotatsu no shita kakurete barezu ni ashi tatchi

Aete tsukesugi hando kurīmu
Kara no gomen moratte
Senryaku burikko de
Moteru onna no “a – i – u – e – o”

A – Agenai!
I – Iranai!
U – Ugokenai!
E – Erabenai!
O – Osenai!

“Totta shashin shea shō!”
Renrakusaki kikidasu koto kaze no gotoshi
“Ato de gurūpu tsukuru kara”
Shitirakunai hito wa kemuri ni maku

Warikan de ii yo to saifu dasu kedo
Da-shi-ta-da-ke
Ano te kono te de kasanete itsudatte
Kakumēteki kyōiteki sore ga muteki no tekunikku

Ano teku kono teku kasanete kasaneteku
Zetsumyō kōmyō onna no yutaka ga na tekunikku
Tsuyoku nakya tataka enai
Waza ga nakya tataka enai

Nakitai yorumo aru kedo
Tsukamitai shiawasega aru kara
Sukoshi no yūki de sekai wa kawaru kara
Ano te kono te de kasanete itsudatte

Senryakuteki gējutsuteki sore ga muteki no tenunikku
Ano teku kono teku kasanete kasaneteku
Shitataka azayaka onna no yutaka ga na tekunikku
Ano te kono te de kasanete itsudatte

Kakumēteki kyōiteku sore ga muteki no tekunikku
Ano teku kono teku kasanete kasaneteku
Zetsumyō kōmyō onna no yutaka ga na tekunikku