I want a nasty little Jewish princess
With long, phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Warmly inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I need a hairy little Jewish princess
With a brand new nose
Who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish princess
With a hairy little Jewish princess
With overworked gums
Who squeaks when she comes
I don't want no drool
I just want a Yemenite oar
I want a darling little Jewish princess
Who don't know * about cooking
And is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish princess
To me, she's a little Jewish princess
Who specifically happened
With a pee-pee that's napping
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Alright, back to the top
Everybody twist
I want a funky little Jewish princess
A grinder, a bumper
With a pre-moistened umber
A brazen little Jewish princess
With titanic tits
And sandblasted zits
She can even be cool
So long as she does it with
Four on the floor
I want a dainty little Jewish princess
With a couple of sisters
Who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish princess
With Romanian thighs
Who weasels and lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me
A princess who bites
I want a dainty little Jewish princess
Won't someone send me
A princess who bites
Won't someone send me
A princess who bites
Won't someone send me
A princess who bites