I've had my pet
Since I was nine years old
I loved him and fed him
But one day he attacked
I knew he didn't love me back
So I grabbed him like a football
And punted fifty yards Now I hate pets
Take yourself to the vet
Now I hate pets
Dolphins trapped in little nets
Now I hate pets
You little ***
Screaming ***-bag
I should of let your mother
Eat you, little ***er So I got a little birdy
And I trained it everyday
He knew 1000 words
But then he flew away
But then I got him back
The ***er wouldn't shut his trap
So I took him to the bathroom
And rubbed his beak in *** Now I hate pets
Spotted owls in their nests
Now I hate pets
Bagged a deer and made a vest
Now I hate pets
Birds and bees and bears and bison
Pigs and parrots and pandas
I *** hate them all!!! I was walking through the park
When a snake peered from his hole
A perfect opportunity
To take the *** home
I chopped his *** head off
With my handy garden hoe
And made a lovely hat-band
For my redneck cousin Bo, heee-haaw! Now I hate pets
10,000 volts to the chest
Now I hate pets
Fed my cat some cigarettes
Now I hate pets
You little ***
Screaming ***-bag
***
*** you, you
***ing pig-*** licker, ***!!!!!!