Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two-legged animal runnin' about. If it smokes a great big cigar, and it hangs around at a bar, If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties, it's a man. If it acts just like a cross patch, has a face with whiskers that scratch, If its stubbornness can be mean and ornery, it's a man. If it walks, if it talks, if its habits are a little bit peculiar, If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful, be on the lookout. Don't let it fool ya! But if it makes the moon up on high, more than just a light in the sky, If it kisses you when you find you like it too, *** it! It's a man. If it whistles each time you pass, owns a car that runs out of gas, Then it's time that you get hep, better watch your step. It's a man. If it acts just like it's the boss, when it knows that you are of course, If it gets a little rough, thinks it's very tough, it's a man. If it walks, if it talks, if its habits are a little bit peculiar, If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful, be on the lookout. Don't let it fool ya! But if it's kneeling down on one knee, saying, darling, please marry me, Then don't hesitate, better name the date, and then *** it! Hold it! Hang on to it! For it's a man!