Now it happens I have a picture Of my son at the age of two I don't like to boast, but yet he's the most remarkable boy I ever knew It happens I have a picture Of my daughter who's three days old I won't tell you lies, just look at those eyes Did you ever see hair so gold? Did I tell you what he said? The funniest thing I ever heard Did I tell you what she did? Well, it's too, too, too absurd He's really the living picture Of my wife, as you plainly see Though most people say that day after day He's the picture of me She's really the living picture Of my wife, as you plainly see Though most people say that day after day He's the picture of me
