And all the men turn ninety-eight You won the lottery, died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would have thought it figures? Mr. Bladesafe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought Wasn't this nice? And isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would have thought it figures? Well, life is a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay And everything's going awry Yeah, well, life is a funny way of helping you out When you think everything's gone wrong And everything goes up in your face Traffic jam when you're already late No smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams and meeting his beautiful husband And isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would have thought it figures? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah