Three, two, one, go! Three, two, one, go! Three, two, one, go! Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd Ho-oh-o-oa-rd So, yeah, thought you might like to Go to the show To feel the warm thrill of confusion That Space Cadet glowed I got some bad news for you, sunshine It isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they've sent us along as a surrogate band We're gonna find out where you flats really stand Are there any queers in the theatre tonight? Get them up against the wall Get them Now, there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me Get him up against the wall Get them And that one looks Jewish And that one's cool Put an honest riff-raff into the room There's one smoking a joint And another with spots If I had my way I'd have all their shots Yeah Yeah