One, two, three, four.
I'd buy you furniture for your house.
Maybe a chest of field or an auto.
And if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
Well, I'd buy you a K-car.
A nice, reliant automobile.
And if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you love.
If I had a million dollars.
I'd build a tree for it in our yard.
If I had a million dollars.
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had a million dollars.
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
Yummy, sausages, delicious cheese sandwiches.
If I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat.
But not a real fur coat, that's true.
And if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet.
Like a llama or an emu.
And if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains.
Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones, yeah.
And if I had a million dollars.
I'd buy you love.
If I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars.
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner.
But we would eat Kraft dinner, of course we would, we'd just eat more!
With fancy ketchup.
If I had a million dollars.
Dijon ketchup.
If I had a million dollars.
Well, I'd buy you a green dress.
But, not a real green dress that's true.
And if I had a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art
Like a Picasso or a Garfunkel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you love
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich