Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never of happened to Smeaton
An old Leodensian I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
They're not very sensible I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here
Who that doesn't want to be out there Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here
Who that doesn't want to be out there I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot