I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting Two names and a heart-shaped tattoo I think Cupid is stupid and violets are purple, not blue I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase And letterman jackets don't fit Your eyes can't hold stars and you die if your heart really skipped I hate love songs, yeah I really do I hate love songs, but I love you I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner And roses just die in a week We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary Oh, and I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain The clouds, they are numbered to nine And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies I hate love songs, yeah I really do I hate love songs, but I love you I'll always love you, but I don't have to sing it For worse or for better, don't worry They say I got the right one, so now I should write one But I'd rather just show you tonight Cause I hate love songs, yeah I really do I hate love songs, but I love you I hate love songs, the old and the new I hate love songs, but I love you