In College Once I Learned a Phrase In college once I learned a phrase Saved my life on many days These words have meaning just for me They sum up my philosophy A message I've never faced a problem yet That's ever caused me any sweat My income tax is overdue The local draft board wants me too What else? Now life for me is just a breeze I give advice to Ph.D.'s There's just one question left for man Whose idea was the Edsel anyway? Lylee, Lylee, Lylee, Lowe
