Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya I never was a city kid, true I am who I'm Sworn to be that you'll ever know I got more hits than Starr and Harlow Top gone, top pushin', what's off for me? I've met women on TV with the help of Chuck Mullery What's flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion I don't mess around with girls, wanna drag it to the crib Let's go off the box then, I wanna hop a bit Willin' and dealin', I make a little bit of a steal I bring it back to the place, ain't no trail I'm feelin' your body's on time and your mind is appealin' Starin' at the top, sippin' up on the ceilin' Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin' I'm talkin' to the girl, tellin' her I'm all knowin' She's talkin' to the kid, I'm tellin' her every lie That you know that I know the kid What up, everybody? Alright, alright Hey, ladies, take a bow I'm callin' out to you I'm callin' out to you Well, me, I went to court I looked at daughter, I dropped my drawer Said, lady, lady, who's cuttin' off the board? She started cuttin' off the carpet Hit by a poor man, where's the carpet? The gift of God is the gift that I have And that girl ain't nothin' but a flag Yeah, I just get it, stupid And when I say stupid, I mean stupid, damn I'm not James, I'm 15, or Georgie and George I'm out of it, I'm out of it, about livin' large Oh, with the white sex suits and then the lungs to kill Makin' love in the back of a coupe, then I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on studi I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty Cause I don't kinda talk without messin' around You be listenin' to my fuckin' big number one sound Just step to the rhythm, step to the rhyme I've got an open mind, so watch your own kid inside So when you turn on, yeah, we're doin' that slide All the ladies walk like bees to a high Hey, ladies in the back Good, good, good, good, good Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies I'm callin' out to y'all Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies I'm callin' out to y'all Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies I'm callin' out to y'all Well, you know that she got a gold roof You know she's a door She show you good stuff, she show you the door Rockin' with your girl, it ended in tears Bitch, I'm back home goin' male like gear Call her in the middle of the night when I'm dreamin' No more gonna call her, it's there and it's stinkin' She said, come on over, it was me that you missed I said, I tried to get through a window, but you know I can't get in Your old lady left you and you went insane You blew yourself up in the back of two big straight My advice at any price A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man Suck her down for pints, it's a little noble Walk up in the morning with a one-ton hoe Cause I'm out, I like girls about Oh, it's a weight to pay, about a pound per ounce Girl with curls and big long locks And big-naked chicks just wearin' their socks Fuckin' high and mighty like she's number one Hey, everybody, let's find out Hey, ladies in the back Tell the parents to stay Cause I'm callin' out to y'all Hey, ladies in the back Tell the parents to stay Cause I'm callin' out to y'all