All right, man, I'm ready when y'all are. This is your song, Mike. Let's do it. All right. Here we go. One, two, three, and... So take me down the road that's a little bit windy To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea Where the women are fine and the love is fair Yeah, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, pull on over I'm in a fight with God This Carolina shoulder seems the place I'm getting off Daddy always told me never make a home on the road While your lady's sneaking out and the kids are growing old Hey, driver, I've been riding This lonely way too long All the love I had worth giving Was all spent on my songs Hey, driver, the boys are gambling With more than just their cars With their bottles and their drugs And their Bibles in their hearts So take me down the road that's a little bit windy To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea Where the women are fine and the love is fair Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, I've been feeling Like there's no point at all The Klonopin ain't kicked in And I missed my sister's call Hey, driver, I'm so tired Of the ways of this whole world Just drive until the tires melt We'll come back when it's clear So take me down the road that's a little bit windy To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea Where the women are fine and the love is fair Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere So take me down the road that's a little bit windy To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea Where the women are fine and the love is fair Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere So take me down the road That's a little bit windy To a place they still put sugar in their iced tea Where the women are fine and the love is fair Hey, driver, you can drive me off anywhere Thanks for watching!