(Choir) Holy, Holy Mackerel!
Holy, Holy Mackerel!
Holy, Holy Mackerel!
Holy, Holy Mackerel!
Phineas: He's bald on top,
He's got an artificial hip!
He's gonna take a hop,
He's gonna take a trip!
He's weak in the knees
And he can't find his keys!
But put your hands together
'Cause he's here to please!
He's a Flying Fishmonger! (Flying Fishmonger!)
He's a Flying Fishmonger! (Death-Defying wonder!)
He's a Flying Fishmonger with nerves of steel!
He's got an old blender motor
And a pair of wheels!