I got a guy designin' my rifle
My mama's new boyfriend re-binds Bibles
Ricky down the road, he re-souls Red Wings, hell
I got a guy for every damn thing
Oh, that ain't exactly what I'm lookin' for
'Cause I'm lookin' for

Someone to put her tires back into drive
And if they don't, then I just might
Lose what's left of my never lovin' mind
I'm damn near down, to my last dime
I'm pretty good at breakin' down a heart
But pickin' up the pieces is the hard part
She's searchin' for someone who's gonna build it back
But I ain't got a guy for that

Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy for that

Know a V.I.P. up at M.I.T.
And he still won't let me fly the time machine
Someone to turn back the hands on my new A.P.
But, buddy, what I really need

Is someone to put her tires back into drive
And if they don't, then I just might
Lose what's left of my never lovin' mind
I'm damn near down, to my last dime
I'm pretty good at breakin' down a heart
But pickin' up the pieces is the hard part
She's searchin' for someone who's gonna build it back
But I ain't got a guy for that

Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy
I ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy for that
Ain't got a guy
I ain't got a guy for that