Don't want to be a fat man, people would think that I was just good funI'd rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being oneToo much to carry around with youNo chance of finding a woman whoWill love you in the morning and all the night time tooDon't want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all thatHate to admit to my death, I've buffed my problems came from being fatWon't waste my time feeling sorry for himI'd see the other side of being thinRollers go down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would winYeah