Don't want to be a fat man, people would think that I was just good fun
I'd rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one
Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman who
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too
Don't want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to my death, I've buffed my problems came from being fat
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I'd see the other side of being thin
Rollers go down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win
Yeah