First verse, I'm armed till I'm on an island My life's riding on an autobahn, on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you conform Slap up a cop in his snatchy model, his uniform Leaving with his socks, hard bottoms, and bloomers on And hanging by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all niggas intellect mad slow, y'all fags know Claiming you, banging you, flaming Bet you could light your own cigarette with your *** Me and Shady dead in the past, so that basically resurrected my cash flow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain't rap tight, my blood type's the 80's My 90's was like the Navy, you was like the Brady's You still fly kites daily Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' ice, ice Baby screamin' Shady till I die, like I have a paradise Life's crazy, so I live it to the fullest Tell them Swayze and you only live it once So I'm thinking about this nice, nice land And wait, don't stop me now, before I get on a roll Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is Cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus You mons think that I'm a genius Really, I belong inside a tank, insane A solid canine, trotting trailer, park's crazy I am cock and I am razor sharp Baby in his back with a capital V with an exclamation mark Baby, you should listen when I flip the linguistics Cause when I rip this mystical slick *** You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this *** Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these self-checked things like a soccer ball I'ma kick the ballistics So get this deck, I'ma let this Living life in the fast lane Moving at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed cause I'm enjoying the ride Don't roll till I drop, don't ride till I die Living life in the fast lane Living life in the fast lane Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed In orbited war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the devil that says I'll let you take me You let me take a shovel, dig up the corpse, attack or fork it Go back and forfeit, more beef than you can pack or fork it I'm living the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement chimney now, the semi-ceremony pile Spinning around, entering in the vicinity Nah, I was calling him in but he threw away the candy and ate the wrap I chewed him up and spitted him out Curkity up, not kick it down He's looking around this club and it looks like people are having a *** fit now Yeah, a little ch-ch-trailer trash, take a look who's back and tip the town To the sisters, not a mother***er, *** them all He's just a whole mother***ing war, I'll kick it down Every time he comes, I'll flip it round And he came to the club tonight with five-nine to hold this bitch down Like a mother***ing sink in the water, he's trying to drip the drown Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated Just by the way that you keep licking them dicks like lips are magitated Aggravated to the point you don't *** Then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't ***ing give me head, then I'ma have to take it And after taking that, I'ma catch a case, it's gonna be fascinating This gon' say the whole rap game passed away on top of the affidavit Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson's activator Meaning I'm on fire off the top, mic on the back of the beater Rollin' on the hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer Homie, they sick, you can normally ask a hater Don't it make sense to deshell cases? It's just like a bag of paper Dropped to the lap of a tax evader Homie, they spin I make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes What girl? I'm the crack-a-later Broke your ladder at this party Be my penis ejaculator later Tell your boyfriend that you destruct-ated You're rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin' I'm livin' life in the fast lane Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride It don't go till I drop and ride till I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane Life in the fast lane I'm livin' life in the fast lane