Right! Yeah! ♪ Well, I tell Jimmy he's a secondhand hood Deals at Hollywood Got sick of buyin' Chevy, Prima plates Trade up on some powdered goods Digs out Jimmy, he's a running neck Yeah, I hear he's doin' okay Got a pudgy little tux with a Mexican vibe Packed as a candy cane He's the one they call Dr. Dildo He's the one that makes them feel all right He's the one they call Dr. Dildo ♪ Cops on the corner always ignore Somebody's gettin' paid Jimmy's got a white lawn, full high Got a maid in jail Got a little high weight, does business all day But at night, he'll lose the pound Sellin' Chevy to the street, people on the street Call this Jimmy's town He's the one they call Dr. Dildo He's the one that makes them feel all right He's the one they call Dr. Dildo He's gonna be your Frankenstein I've got one thing you'll understand Dr. Dildo He's not what you call a glamorous man Dr. Dildo I've got one thing that's easily understood Dr. Dildo He's the one they call Dr. Dildo Oh yeah ♪ He'll tell you he's the king of these barrio streets Movin' up the same one lawn Can't buy his milk, it's a matter of luck Says he never broke no lawn Ten times he's run out of juice Time to move out quick Had a brother called Brad Jimmy's gone down, this time it's gonna stick He's the one they call Dr. Dildo He's the one that makes them feel all right He's the one they call Dr. Dildo He's gonna be your Frankenstein Let him shoot his soul, just take his head Dr. Dildo Some people call him an evil man Dr. Dildo Let him introduce himself real Dr. Dildo He's the only one they call Dildo ♪ Guitar Guitar Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums Drums