You know, maybe I'm drunk, maybe I'm not, maybe this happened, maybe it didn't.
One, two, three.
Call my doctor, call my lawyer, call my brother, call my priest.
There's paperwork to fill out, cause a dead man walks the streets.
Cause my sister has a best friend that I've known since I was three.
And now I'm gonna get strangled, cause we tangled in the sheets.
My homie's like, dead man, dead man, walkin'.
My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man, walkin'.
Beautiful family friend is she.
Almost a decade older than me.
And I've been gone for quite a while overseas.
And she's been livin' up in Albany.
Then I had two shows, I played upstate.
She came to show love and see my face.
Then we got drinks and we chilled like, hey.
And then from there it was, you know, what I'm sayin'.
Call my doctor, call my lawyer, call my brother, call my priest.
There's paperwork to fill out, cause a dead man walks the streets.
Cause my sister has a best friend that I've known since I was three.
And now I'm gonna get strangled.
Cause we tangled in the sheets.


My homie's like, dead man, dead man, walkin'.
My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man, walkin'.
My homie's like, dead man, dead man, walkin'.
My homie's like, you a dead man, dead man, walkin'.
Now she's like, damn, how did we let this happen.
Damn, how did we end up in this bed then.
I said relax and laugh.
This would be a pretty dope song. She's like, no, I swear to God. I'll kill you. No, I really will just take your life
No, don't even think about it, but that would be a pretty dope song
So I came home and I called my friends then we got smacked and I wrote this jam. I know for a fact that
It's over my life's dead ass over
Call my doctor, call my lawyer, call my brother, call my priest
There's paperwork to fill out cause a dead man walks the streets
Cause my sister has a best friend that I've known since I was three
And now I'm gonna get strangled cause we tangled in the sheets
My homies like dead man, dead man, walking
You know what I'm saying?
My homies like you, a dead man, dead man, walking
Yeah, yeah, my homies like dead man, dead man, walking
Yeah, yeah, my homies like you, a dead man, dead man, walking
My homies like you, a dead man, dead man, walking
The funny part about this entire thing, you know, like do it in one take, write it quick, fun jokes
But my sister won't hear this until I release the album. She'll hear every other song except this one
So, surprise