I'm used to being alone
Except for six month flings with diamond rings
And phone bills that outweigh the phone.

This is the life that I chose
I've got no complaints if he is if he ain't
And if he is I guess he'll send me a rose.

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie, honey
And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me.

I still love what I know
I love to ride along and sing a song
And listen to the radio
You can ride along
And if you change your mind well that's just fine
But there's something that you got to know.

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie honey
And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me.

Just don't ask me for the truth if you choose to lie honey
And don't try to open my door with your skeleton key
Some folks seem to think I only got one problem
I can't find nobody as crazy as me...