Now I'm a-pouting from to the whiting I've got money and I've a wee bit of land
And I'm looking for a honey with a bit of money
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
I like the kelly and the stacks of barley
I like the waltzes, the MIJs and the reams
I like the swinging when Big Tom is singing
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
And I'm off to Liston Barna at the end of the year
I'm off for a bit of crack, the old woman and the beer
And I'm off a shifty or a lad of fifty
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
I've got a brother, he's in the garden
I've got an uncle, he's way up there in the dial
He's quite a charmer, he's a mighty big farmer
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
And I'm off to Liston Barna at the end of the year
I'm off for a bit of crack, the old woman and the beer
And I'm off a shifty or a lad of fifty
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
Hey!
Now to conclude and to finish me story
If there's a young one out there looking for a man
Get the bus from Barna down to Liston Barna
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
And I'm off to Liston Barna at the end of the year
I'm off for a bit of crack, the old woman and the beer
And I'm off a shifty or a lad of fifty
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man
And I'm off a shifty or a lad of fifty
Catch me if you can, my name is Dan, sure I'm your man