Take A Look At My Girlfriend Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, but never seemed to get along Take a jumbo across the water, glad to see America I see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Could we have Christmas for breakfast? Oh mommy dear, mommy dear They gotta have them in Texas, cause everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph? I'm a loser, what a joker, I've laid my jokes upon you Well there's nothing better to do La la la, la la la, la la la Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend, but never seemed to get along Take a jumbo across the water, glad to see America I see the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya, hey ya La la la, la la la, la la la