The beast lives. Out of the raging storm, in the dead of night, the ravenous blood-sick creature searches for its sacrifice. Through the hideous darkness it lurches, driven by death itself. Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came. Oogie Woogie, Oogie Woogie, Oogie Woogie, Oogie Woogie.. Hey, boys and girls, it's Nighty Nine time. Happy Day the Clown has a nursery rhyme. It's about the Boogie Woogie Man. Keep your light on as long as you can. Plus, when it cuts off, so does your head. Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed. When a shake, SPA, ruts through the bottom, little Jimmy Jimmy! Got him. It's the one and only Boogie Man. He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he flies. If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed, you're running out of stops, motherfucker! When there's a moonlight, leave the room that you sleep in. Things go bump in the night, me creepin'. Ouch, fuck, I stub my toes if you just quit leaving your shit all over the fuckin' floor. Fuck it, you're dead anyway, and I'ma leave your head splatted in the hallway. In the morning, when your daddy walks out, ah, his foot's in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man. Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Boogie Boogie. Here comes the Boogie Man. Woogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Boogie. Woogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Boogie. Hey, wave at the Boogie Man. Woogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Boogie. Does the Boogie Man really exist? Yeah, leash him out or a four-headed freak, bitch, yes. You fall asleep and wake up dead with a broken broom sticking out your forehead. I sing lullabies until your tone's off, tie you down and chew your fuckin' toes off. And then spit them out back in your face. Fuck, wash your feet, bitch. The world's famous Boogie Woogie Woo will come to you. Slumber parties, sleepovers, inclement nights. Whatever the occasion for the midnight hour, he will gladly come and fuck that shit up. I ain't no mean woman, fuck that, I'm above it. But I'll cut a fuckin' neck and think nothin' of it. In a minute, now, the Boogie Man was a clown. But when you see the jaw, you're holding it tight in your lap. With a swing chop, Sam, swing chop. You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop. And the cops do the best they can. They pull the axe out your face and say, What's with the Boogie Man? Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie. What was he wearing? Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie. Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie. Make way for the Boogie Man. Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie. Please don't let me fall asleep. Cause the Boogie Man will creep through my window in my room. Stab me with a broken broom. Please don't let me fall asleep. Cause the Boogie Man will creep through my window in my room. Stop! Boogie, woogie, woogie! It's the incredible, unbeatable Boogie Man. Go ahead, pull the covers over your head. Hide under them, you don't give a fuck. It'll just make it that much more easier for him to suffocate your face. There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do. What? You think I'm gonna tell you? Mom, could you leave the door open a bit? Thanks. An easy way in, you fucking idiot. Now I stretch your neck out and play it like the band, y'all. Make them go, like they like that shit, y'all. Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall. It's the Boogie Man, y'all. Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie. Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie... Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie... Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogie... It's the incredible, unbeatable Boogie Man! Woogie, woogie, woogie, boogie, boogey.