Glad you came, glad you're here
Have some champagne, imported beer
Dig down in your dirt bag and roll us out a spleef
Been erect here now for thirteen days and I came to get relief, relief
Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time
Peck my nose with cocaine to feed my filthy hole
Bust out the dancin' women, I'm prone to lose control
And if by chance I fall down and bust my head on the floor
Just wrap my wound in a porterhouse steak and point me towards the shore, the shore
Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time,
At Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time, Bob's Party Time
Glad you came, glad you were here
We drank champagne, imported beer
At Bob's Party Time no glass goes dry
