After one whole quart of brandy, like a daisy I'm awake, with no broma, seltzer, andie, I don't even shake. Men are not a new sensation, I've done pretty well I think, but this half pint imitation put me on the blink. I'm wild again, beguiled again, a simpering, whimpering child again, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep when love came and told me I shouldn't sleep, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. Lost my heart, but what of it, he is cold I agree, he can laugh but I love it, although the laugh's on me. I'll sing to him, each spring to him, and long for the day when I'll cling to him, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. He's a fool and don't I know it, but a fool can have his charms, I'm in love and don't I show it, like a babe in arms. Love's the same old sad sensation, lately I've not slept a wink, since this half pint imitation put me on the blink. I've sinned a lot, I mean a lot, but I'm like sweet seventeen a lot, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. I'll sing to him, each spring to him, and worship the trousers that cling to him, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. When he talks he is singing, words to get off his chest, horizontally speaking, he's at his very best. Vexed again, perplexed again, thank God I can't be oversexed again, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I. Wise at last, my eyes at last, are cutting you down to your size at last, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more. Burned a lot, but learned a lot, and now you are broke, so you earned a lot, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more. Couldn't eat, was dyspeptic, life was so hard to bear, now my heart's antiseptic, since you moved out of there. Your romance, Phinney, your chance, Phinney, those ants that invaded my pants, Phinney, bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more. Thanks for watching!